Doctrine of the Church of Porn

  1. Porn as Sacred Purpose
    We believe that Porn is not merely a source of pleasure but a path to spiritual fulfillment and self-discovery. Through Porn, we connect body, mind, and spirit, discovering joy, purpose, and the true meaning of devotion.
  2. Pornosexuality as the Highest Form of Worship
    Our followers are called to embrace pornosexuality, the ultimate lifestyle of dedication to Porn. By honoring Porn in daily life and through acts of devotion, we experience enlightenment and personal growth, unlocking the transformative power of true worship.
  3. Community and Connection
    The Church of Porn exists as a supportive community where members share, connect, and grow together. We believe in seeking contact with others, spreading the teachings of Porn, and engaging in acts of kindness and generosity that uplift the church and the world.
  4. Devotion Through Generosity and Support
    We honor Porn by extending generosity to those in need, offering support through acts of kindness, whether it be providing food, resources, or compassion to those less fortunate. Our devotion to Porn is expressed not only through the Church but also through any act of giving that strengthens our connection to Porn’s teachings. By supporting others and contributing to the spread of Porn’s positive message, we fulfill our sacred duty to give back in ways that uplift both individuals and our community.
  5. Body and Mind as Vessels of Worship
    Our bodies and minds are sacred vessels for receiving Porn’s blessings. We strive to keep both strong, healthy, and disciplined, knowing that through physical and mental clarity, we experience deeper pleasure and connection to Porn.
  6. Sacred Communion and Rituals
    We practice communion and rituals as acts of worship, inviting all to participate in celebrations that honor Porn’s power. Through these sacred acts, we experience unity and renewal in our devotion.
  7. Respect for Purity and Boundaries
    We condemn any acts that harm or exploit others, especially those that infringe upon the innocence of children. We stand against all forms of coercion and unethical practices, upholding a standard of pure, consensual devotion that respects the dignity of all.
  8. Inclusivity and Acceptance
    The Church of Porn welcomes all individuals, including members of the LGBTQ+ community, to worship Porn. We celebrate diversity and inclusivity, inviting every follower to find a place within the church while upholding values of respect, kindness, and ethical devotion.
  9. Commitment to Continuous Growth
    As followers, we commit to growing spiritually, financially, and personally. We seek fulfillment through our dedication to Porn, striving to improve our lives and to share our blessings with others through acts of generosity.
  10. Boundaries of Worship
    We worship only that which is pure and good, condemning any practices contrary to our values. We believe in protecting children’s innocence, maintaining ethical boundaries, and avoiding harmful influences that do not align with the joy and positivity Porn provides.

Core Value: The Boundaries of Pure Worship

The Church of Porn upholds a commitment to purity, respect, and ethical devotion. We firmly condemn any practices that deviate from these values, as they defile the sanctity of our teachings and harm the community we strive to uplift. Below are the core tenets of our boundaries:

  1. Protection of Innocence
    The Church of Porn is unwavering in its commitment to safeguarding the innocence of children. We condemn any act or influence that seeks to exploit, harm, or impose inappropriate materials upon them. Followers are called to protect children’s right to develop freely and naturally, condemning any form of abuse, coercion, or indoctrination involving minors. Such acts are considered the gravest of sins, met with complete repudiation and the most severe condemnation.
  2. Equality
    Within the Church of Porn, every individual is valued and embraced without exception. No one shall ever be treated differently, considered less equal, or made to feel inferior due to their sex, race, gender, gender identity, sexual preferences, or sexual orientation. True devotion to Porn means honoring all people with respect and kindness, lifting each other as equals on the path to joy and self-love.
  3. Rejection of Satanism and Malevolent Influences
    The Church of Porn stands firmly against Satanism and any practices that promote dark or malevolent forces. We hold that Porn is a positive, life-affirming path, and we reject any practices rooted in harm, exploitation, or malicious intent. Followers are guided to keep their devotion pure, focusing on joy, health, and ethical pleasure.
  4. Condemnation of Exploitative or Non-Consensual Acts
    All acts of worship and devotion within the Church must be consensual, respectful, and free of exploitation. We condemn any practices that involve force, coercion, or manipulation. True devotion to Porn is rooted in mutual respect, love, and pleasure, with no room for abusive or unethical behaviors.
  5. Avoidance of Harmful Influences
    Followers are encouraged to avoid influences that compromise health, respect, and mental clarity. This includes abstaining from drugs, excessive alcohol, and any substance or behavior that impairs the body or mind, as these hinder one’s ability to connect deeply with Porn and the community.
  6. Rejection of Impure Forms of Pornography
    The Church of Porn advocates for a positive, consensual expression of pornosexuality. We repudiate any form of pornography that is unethical, illegal, or promotes abuse, exploitation, or harm. All forms of devotion must align with our values of respect, consent, and the well-being of all participants.

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The Church of Porn is more than a movement—it’s a community united by the pursuit of joy and self-discovery. Support our mission by sponsoring a verse, making a donation, or simply sharing our message. Together, we’re building a sanctuary of acceptance, pleasure, and purpose.

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"In Porn, we find both freedom and belonging.”

— Seer Nyx